I overheard this conversation today:
"I have a friend who threw a bar mitzvah for her dog."
"Really?"
"Yeah, when he turned 13."
"Is that in dog years or human years?"
"I don't know. He had a little yarmulke and everything."
"So did the dog speak in Hebrew?"
"Yeah. Actually, the dog had phlegm, but it sounded like Hebrew."
Posted by Camassia at August 14, 2003 04:18 PM | TrackBackHaven't heard of Christians baptizing their dogs, but I'm sure it's happened.
The best part is that dogs are unclean according to the Law of Moses.
What I want to know is whether the dog is (or can be?) circumcised!
Posted by: Telford Work on August 16, 2003 10:50 PM